What’s up, strumpets?

Hi yourself, curly. The name’s Natalie, and I like you already. Who are you?
Hmm, Curly? I like that as well. Natalie, like Natalie Portman? Certainly, because if Miss Portman was here, she would be shamed because of your exquisite beauty.

Name’s Brody, sweet pea. Brody Downey.
(via nataliefairchild)
What’s up, strumpets?
I do hope someone realizes what that means and punches you rightfully in the face, dear.

Ooh, a fiesty, little blondie. How lucky for me. Who might you be, love?

(via its-emily-armstrong-deactivated)
What’s up, strumpets?
I can only imagine you use that word a hell of a lot then. I’m Amanda

Hello there, Aman-duh, darling. Has anyone ever told you that you have an exquisite smile there?

(via miss-mandy-white)
What’s up, strumpets?
Strumpets?

Well, hello there, blondie. Yes, strumpets. A fancy word for my favorite people in the entire world. whores.

(via nataliefairchild)
What’s up, strumpets?
What’s a strumpet?

A name to call all of you fan girls who want me soooo bad.

(via miss-mandy-white)
What’s up, strumpets?
Who are you?

The filthy angel from your dreams, my darling.

(via alli-gray-deactivated20130328)

kingstonacademy-rp:
Brody Downey || Age: 18 || Manning || FC: Robert Sheehan || TAKEN:
Bio: Brody is one of those people, who were forced to go to Kingston Academy by his parents. He’s not a book smart person. He likes to do things, instead of just reading about them. Although most of the time, you won’t see a sense behind his actions. After he set the car of his high school teacher on fire, because he thought it was ‘funny’, most of the universities refused to accept him. He only got into Kingston Academy, because his parents are good friends with the headmaster and promised that he would behave this time. He’s majoring in English, because he thought that’s the easiest way to go. Brody is the class clown, not always paying attention to what his professors try to teach him. He’s got many friends, but most of the other students don’t like to have a class with him. Not only his parents hope, that Rick starts to behave more like an adult now. This might be his only chance.
Personality: Brody maybe lacks of useful talents, but he knows how to make people laugh. Some people would probably call him dumb, but he doesn’t care about other peoples opinions. He’s sarcastic and really open, he always says what’s on his mind. That intimidates some people. He can’t be serious about anything, but he cares about his friends and is always there to listen. He’s not particularly well-mannered, but most of the time he knows when it’s enough.